| When should we schedule the 2009 Draft? |
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| Tue Aug 25: | 1 |
| Wed Aug 26: | 1 |
| Thu Aug 27: | 1 |
| Fri Aug 28: | 1 |
| Sat Aug 29: | 1 |
| Sun Aug 30: | 3 |
| Mon Aug 31: | 2 |
| Tue Sep 1: | 1 |
| Wed Sep 2: | 1 |
| Thu Sep 3: | 1 |
| Fri Sep 4: | 1 |
| Sun Sep 6: | 0 |
| Mon Sep 7: | 0 |
| Tue Sep 8: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 14 |
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| To what does Anau owe his 2008 fantasy dominance? |
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| Scott Malkinson: | 3 |
| Reggie Bush: | 0 |
| His love for the cock: | 4 |
| JNau hacked his account in early September and has been doing everything: | 2 |
| Total Votes: | 9 |
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| Most painful life experience |
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| Getting belt whipped by a 200 lb black stripper: | 1 |
| Skipping Andy's bachelor party for a baby shower: | 1 |
| Watching Brokeback Mountain with your wife: | 1 |
| Dominating your fantasy football league, only to lose Weeks 14 and 15: | 2 |
| Shitting your pants at poker night: | 0 |
| Realizing you just puked into Karlyn's sewing machine case: | 0 |
| Admitting to your friends that you love the cock heavy scene in Glamour Puss: | 2 |
| Being caught shaving your balls in your parent's bathroom: | 1 |
| Getting kicked out of a Bills vs Broncos game after flying all the way from Denver: | 3 |
| Total Votes: | 11 |
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| Best Team Icon (Poll for the prize, can't vote for yourself or DQ'd) |
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| Good Advice: | 1 |
| Double Dutch Rudder: | 0 |
| Sacramone's Bologna Pony: | 0 |
| Beware the Sarlacc: | 1 |
| <---Randomness: | 2 |
| Madden 4 Prez: | 2 |
| Flying Spaghetti Monster: | 0 |
| Douchebag Vampire Wannabe Boners: | 1 |
| NO CHUBBIES!: | 0 |
| i'm fuckin tan!: | 1 |
| A Crowning Moment: | 0 |
| Global warming is causing major iceberg shrinkage!: | 1 |
| I Run Like Shit!: | 2 |
| Batwings Suck: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 11 |
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| Favorite Transaction from 2008 |
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| Dave drafts Tom Brady in first round: | 4 |
| Matt grabs Cassel off waivers, getting revenge on Dave for grabbing every free agent qb in 2006 matchup: | 6 |
| Snyder leaves 70 points on his bench: | 0 |
| Anau drafts Reggie Bush #1: | 0 |
| Aaron essentially trades Peyton Manning for Cedric Benson: | 0 |
| Claypoo aquires the shitter Najeh Davenport: | 1 |
| Dave picks up Josh Reed off waivers for the 4th straight year... twice: | 0 |
| Anau aquires the cock: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 12 |
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| A classic from the 2006 page: Favorite Stripper Move |
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| Get pregnant and sit on Snyder: | 3 |
| Fart in Aaron's face: | 2 |
| Whip Marc's bare ass with a belt: | 3 |
| Grow some hot pimples on her ass: | 1 |
| Be oblivious to Jason and Graham stealing your shots and cash: | 3 |
| (New choice) - Pour cheap tequila directly into the bachelor's mouth, followed by puking in a urinal: | 6 |
| (New choice) - Telling Sean to be mature after he makes farting noises while she is sitting to Marc's face.: | 6 |
| Total Votes: | 24 |
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| Owner most likely to leave 70 points on his bench |
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| Jason: | 2 |
| Claypoole: | 4 |
| Dave - hahahahahahahaha he'd have to bench his whole team.: | 0 |
| Snyder: | 5 |
| Fuzz: | 0 |
| Bug: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 11 |
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| Three WRs I would start Week 12 (help me make the playoffs in another league) |
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| Steve Smith @ Atl: | 10 |
| Marvin Harrison @ SD: | 7 |
| DeShean Jackson @ Bal: | 6 |
| Laveranues Coles @ Ten: | 3 |
| Lee Evans @ KC: | 4 |
| Roy Williams vs SF: | 3 |
| Total Votes: | 33 |
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| Things most likely to happen to Jason while in Atlantic City with Karlyn: |
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| Hits million dollar payout at Pennyville: | 2 |
| Knocks up Karlyn: | 3 |
| Loses 20 straight blackjack hands: | 6 |
| Loses his shirt at the Money Wheel: | 1 |
| Eats a cup full of poo: | 2 |
| Gives a bum a dollar: | 4 |
| Total Votes: | 18 |
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| Favorite Team Icon Week 10 (Pick 3) |
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| Good Advice: | 3 |
| Long Legged Pissed Off Puerto Ricans: | 1 |
| Sacramone's Bologna Pony: | 1 |
| Beware the Sarlacc: | 3 |
| <---Something for everyone: | 6 |
| Madden 4 Prez: | 7 |
| Flying Spaghetti Monster: | 1 |
| Brazilian Fart Fetish: | 1 |
| NO CHUBBIES!: | 1 |
| i'm fuckin tan!: | 0 |
| A Crowning Moment: | 0 |
| Global warming is causing major iceberg shrinkage!: | 0 |
| Back Boobies are for Dancing!: | 2 |
| Spitters are Quitters: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 27 |
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| Something For Everyone's icon is: |
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| Great: | 1 |
| The Greatest icon ever.: | 2 |
| Just what I would expect from Claypool.: | 10 |
| Total Votes: | 13 |
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| NO CHUBBIES! gave up:
Manning, Peyton IND QB
Ginn Jr., Ted MIA WR
Long Legged Pissed Off Puerto Ricans gave up:
Benson, Cedric CIN RB
Holt, Torry STL WR
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| Approve: | 8 |
| Reject: | 2 |
| Total Votes: | 10 |
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| Girl Ninjas Icon |
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| Hot: | 4 |
| Lame: | 1 |
| WTF?!?: | 2 |
| Strike 12: | 6 |
| Total Votes: | 13 |
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| Best team icon as of Week 6 (please don't vote for yourself) |
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| Two Tooth Destroyers: | 1 |
| Too Much Tequila: | 1 |
| Sacramone's Bologna Pony: | 0 |
| RIP Kevin Duckworth: | 0 |
| Aaahhooowwww, and boom goes the dynamite: | 1 |
| Dave should have Drafted Bush in 1st Round: | 1 |
| North Korean Dancing Girls: | 0 |
| Covered In Ectoplasma: | 1 |
| NO CHUBBIES!: | 1 |
| i'm fuckin tan!: | 1 |
| A Crowning Moment: | 2 |
| Global warming is causing major iceberg shrinkage!: | 2 |
| ya can't knock-up a tonsil!: | 0 |
| The Economy is giving him BATWINGS: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 12 |
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| Alcohol is for: |
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| making ugly chicks look hot.: | 2 |
| people who can afford to lose a few brain cells.: | 1 |
| killing time before the hard stuff.: | 2 |
| Thanksgiving.: | 0 |
| times when milk just isn't enough.: | 3 |
| now.: | 5 |
| Total Votes: | 13 |
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| What will happen first? |
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| Marc changes his lineup: | 1 |
| Marc scores 80 points: | 0 |
| Anau gives up the cock: | 2 |
| None of the above: | 9 |
| Total Votes: | 12 |
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| Global warming is causing major iceberg shrinkage! gave up:
James, Edgerrin ARI RB
Brown, Reggie PHI WR
Two Tooth Destroyers gave up:
Johnson, Andre HOU WR
Comments: Dave, let me know what you think. You get two starters with Brown coming back. And I figure James can help your RB shortage. As for me, I need a solid WR.
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| Approve: | 4 |
| Reject: | 4 |
| Total Votes: | 8 |
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| Which QB would you LEAST want to have starting in Week 3? |
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| Kerry Collins vs HOU (Guild): | 3 |
| Derek Anderson @ BAL (Claypoole): | 1 |
| Matt Schaub @ TEN (Snyder): | 4 |
| O'Sullivan vs DET (O'Brien): | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 9 |
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| i'm fuckin tan! gave up:
Rivers, Philip SDC QB
Evans, Lee BUF WR
North Korean Dancing Girls gave up:
Owens, Terrell DAL WR
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| Approve: | 8 |
| Reject: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 8 |
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| RIP Kevin Duckworth gave up:
Boldin, Anquan ARI WR
i'm fuckin tan! gave up:
Graham, Earnest TBB RB
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| Approve: | 9 |
| Reject: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 9 |
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| Most embarassing fence burning party moment..... |
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| Marc funneling beer and tequila: | 1 |
| Lindsay yelling "fuck!" in front of a half dozen children and their parents: | 5 |
| Chris Marquis trying to jam the disc in the kan with his head, by accident: | 0 |
| Bug realizing he's funneling 2 beers, too late: | 1 |
| Andy admitting that little annoying kid Jefferey is related to him: | 3 |
| Graham and Bug beating Claypoo and Chris 21-0 in Kan Jam: | 2 |
| Total Votes: | 12 |
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| In the first round Dave should have drafted |
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| Tom Brady: | 1 |
| Randy Moss: | 0 |
| Marion Barber: | 0 |
| Reggie Bush: | 2 |
| Marshawn Lynch: | 0 |
| It doesn't matter, his team would have sucked regardless: | 4 |
| Matt Leinart: | 5 |
| Total Votes: | 12 |
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| Who has the best team icon? (Can not vote for yourself!) |
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| Two Tooth Destroyers: | 1 |
| Too Much Tequila: | 1 |
| Sacramone's Bologna Pony: | 0 |
| Defending Champs: | 1 |
| Brennan has a mangina: | 1 |
| About Three-Fifty: | 2 |
| North Korean Dancing Girls: | 0 |
| The Wrong M*ther F*cker: | 4 |
| Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!: | 0 |
| typical weekend: | 2 |
| A Crowning Moment: | 2 |
| Covering Faces with my Meat Rocket: | 0 |
| dave is my bitch: | 0 |
| The Batwings: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 14 |
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| How big should team icons be!? |
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| 200px by 200 px: | 2 |
| 250px by 250 px: | 3 |
| 200px by 300 px: | 2 |
| the width of 4 N. Korean Dancing Girls (1175 pixels wide): | 3 |
| Infinity: | 1 |
| Total Votes: | 11 |
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| Appropriate punishment for those of you that do not draft a valid team: |
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| Bellt whipped by stripper: | 3 |
| Puked on by Fuzz: | 2 |
| Forced to watch cock heavy scene in Glamour Puss: | 3 |
| Roshambo: | 1 |
| Tripped in a bowling alley: | 2 |
| Serve as Dave's new nanny: | 3 |
| Shave Fuzz's neck fur: | 1 |
| Suck stuff through a hose: | 2 |
| Let Mr. Lemmiwinks climb up inside: | 0 |
| Total Votes: | 17 |
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| Who will ANau draft during the first round this year? (multiple answers allowed) |
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| LaDainian Tomlinson: | 0 |
| Reggie Bush: | 4 |
| Adrian Peterson: | 0 |
| Larry Johnson: | 0 |
| Trent Edwards: | 0 |
| Rex Grossman: | 1 |
| Alex Rodriguez: | 2 |
| Jose Reyes: | 0 |
| Candace Parker: | 1 |
| Abby Wambach: | 2 |
| Total Votes: | 10 |
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